Someone knocked on my door

The TV-licence guy. Greeeeeeat.
"Velkommen til lisensavdelingen!
Kringkastingsavgiften fastsettes av Stortinget og i 2006
er avgiften på kr. 2039,04 inklusive 8% mva......"

Other stuff that happend to me lately/ why it´s expensive to be me:

- my bike was stolen (fourth bike in one year!)
- the washing machine in France got stuck, called a guy to fix it, took him about 10 sec, payed 60 euros...
- something else got stolen (the whole story is just too embarassing to write down...)
- I put my phone and my keys in the garbage in Sofienbergparken, and the garbage in my backpack
- my mom was supposed to direct me away from a stonehenge while driving my car out, she directed me INTO them....

Basically this means: I`M BROKE. And also that I FIRE ME!
I just don´t know if anybody else is goanna apply for the position.